funny updates

Today, one of the updates of xubuntu showed a “tips on startup”-window for my desktop, whith an extra fortune option. This is one of the fortunes which made me smile. šŸ™‚

A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm)
— by Charles Dickens

A man in love with a girl who loves another man who looks just
like him has his head chopped off in France because of a mean
lady who knits.

Crime and Punishment LITE(tm)
— by Fyodor Dostoevski

A man sends a nasty letter to a pawnbroker, but later
feels guilty and apologizes.

The Odyssey LITE(tm)
— by Homer

After working late, a valiant warrior gets lost on his way home.

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